Unfiltered business intelligence

Your business needs the brutal truth.

Submit your business, website, or offer. BrutalBrief roasts the weak spots, scores the result, and gives you three fixes worth making now.

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No sugarcoating. No vague consultant-speak. No card required.

Sample diagnosis

One homepage. Five CTAs. Zero decisions.

What to expect from every BrutalBrief

Honest by default

We name the issue plainly instead of padding the report with compliments.

Useful after the laugh

Every criticism connects to a concrete fix you can actually ship.

Your result, your call

Share the scorecard publicly or keep it between you and your business.

Roast. Repair. Repeat.

A reality check with a repair manual.

BrutalBrief turns the lonely question—“is this actually good?”—into a fast, memorable feedback loop.

Step 1

The roast

Sharp, entertaining feedback that calls out confusing positioning, forgettable branding, and conversion-killing choices.

Step 2

The score

A clear scorecard turns fuzzy opinions into a useful snapshot of what is working and what needs attention.

Step 3

The fixes

Every roast lands with practical next moves, so you leave with priorities—not just punchlines.

Built to travel

A scorecard people want to share.

Post the verdict, invite opinions, and let your audience try their own roast.

For builders

Owners, creators, freelancers, and founders with something real to improve.

Choose your level of honesty

Start with a sting. Go deeper when ready.

One-time reports for focused questions, plus a toolkit for founders who want an ongoing sparring partner.

Free Roast

A fast first impression of the thing you are too close to judge.

Basic AI roast
Overall score
Three priority fixes
Shareable scorecard

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Deep-Dive Audit

Most useful

A detailed website and marketing teardown with prioritized recommendations.

Includes full audit, conversion review, messaging critique, and action list.

$29

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Growth Plan

$49

A personalized roadmap connecting the diagnosis to your next growth moves.

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Founder Toolkit

$99/month

Ongoing audits, planning tools, and brutal feedback as your business evolves.

Join the toolkit

Straight answers

Before you step into the fire

Stop asking friends who are too nice.

Get the honest read, find the weak spot, and leave with three things you can improve today.

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